Coming at you HARDDD with another IP giveaway. This one is a big dollar idea, so put on a second pair of underpants and stay within 25 feet of a restroom, ‘cause I’m about to instigate some peristalsis in your ascending, transverse, descending, and sigmoid colon. Recently, my close friend Chris embarked on a South-to-NorthContinue reading “Taintenance”
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Bats Flyin’ Outta the Cave-The COVID (Almost) Marathon
In an effort to not feel like a loser, I resorted to my standard fix, go beat myself up for a few hours. In my view, exercise isn’t necessarily the most productive thing to do with your time, but at least at the end of it you can say you did something, and there’s someContinue reading “Bats Flyin’ Outta the Cave-The COVID (Almost) Marathon”
The Bush Classification System
Not saying I’m the first to consider such a thing, but a cursory search of the internet (i.e. the first first page of google results) suggests that no one has fully expounded on the nuances of bushwhacking, including it’s grade of difficulty/frustration, as well as some of the inventive techniques one might employ to wadeContinue reading “The Bush Classification System”
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