If forced to summarize my take on our current political climate, it’s the following two words: I’m confused. Now, while I walk around at a baseline level of confusion, sometimes forgetting to breathe in air, or blink, or deliver food to the correct bodily orifice for proper delivery of nutrition, I have never been moreContinue reading “Politics: I’m Confused”
Tag Archives: America
How to Live Forever*
Mystics distinguish between the two concepts of eternity and foreverness, with eternity representing a timeless state, one that exists outside of our temporal experience, rather than basic, vanilla foreverness- time essentially going on and on and never stopping. Well, I’m no philosopher, and I do not wish to iron out these nuances. We Americans aren’tContinue reading “How to Live Forever*”
Identifyyoself
It’s peak political season, so I feel a duty to comment on our current state of affairs. American politics is a disaster. This we all know. So rather than rail against all that is wrong with the current political climate, I’d like to focus on what is possibly one of the best features to ariseContinue reading “Identifyyoself”
My boyyy, Joe Biden
I come to you people (what do I mean, ‘you people’???) on this auspicious Wednesday to speak to the good news that hath descendedeth from thy heavens. This is no ordinary Wednesday, my fellow Americans. Today is a triumphant day that many of us lazy and entitled patriots have been praying (keyword: praying, not actuallyContinue reading “My boyyy, Joe Biden”
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