Fate, I think for the most part, is horseshit. I simply don’t believe in it. Things happen circumstantially, not because of some predetermined destiny. Relationships, even incredible ones, are not the result of fate. Well, except for one. There is one known relationship in this universe that is so right, good, and harmonious that itsContinue reading “Banana Bread”
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Goodbye Beanz
They say we kill what we love. I don’t have a damn clue who said that. I’m also not entirely sure that’s a well-known quote or saying, but I think it is, and I will not resort to Google to fact-check myself. Until recently, I didn’t even know what this allegedly popular saying meant. ButContinue reading “Goodbye Beanz”
A 2025 Resolution
Give In Never Rarely Occasionally Sometimes Less Often than Previously Rather than outline a handful of specific improvements I want to implement, or goals I wish to achieve in the coming year, I briefly want to discuss an overarching theme pervading my psyche, the way the smell of stale cabbage might pervade the air ifContinue reading “A 2025 Resolution”
Never Make A Date With An Avocado
The Avocado is the most fickle of beings. She’s temperamental and unpredictable, to the point of cruelty. She will lead you on. She will make you fantasize. .. Then she will shut you down. She’ll pull the rug out from under you, leaving you penniless and horny (in hunger-like kind of way, at least). ThereContinue reading “Never Make A Date With An Avocado”
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