Miss Big Booty Deschutee

I recently had a vision. I wanted to create a charitable event. And I wanted to look at some butts. And somehow, somehow, I wanted to combine the two. Through sheer force of mind, I brain-shat the idea of a floating butt parade that would simultaneously raise money for the river on which the eventContinue reading “Miss Big Booty Deschutee”

Feeling like a loser

baby, so why don’t you kill me? Because I know karate, bitch! Neck chop! Anyways… Such is the cycle of life, you have your ups, you have your downs. And this is a truth felt on multiple levels: in your sense of worldly standing, your physical health and well-being, as well as your mental constitution.Continue reading “Feeling like a loser”