I came across this unpublished post from a couple years ago. Here’s an inspiring story about keeping the faith: Desperate times call for desperate measures.. It should be clear by now that I’m a dummy. Well, no surprise, I went and did another dumb thing. My wife, son, and I were on a little staycationContinue reading “Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned”
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Never Make A Date With An Avocado
The Avocado is the most fickle of beings. She’s temperamental and unpredictable, to the point of cruelty. She will lead you on. She will make you fantasize. .. Then she will shut you down. She’ll pull the rug out from under you, leaving you penniless and horny (in hunger-like kind of way, at least). ThereContinue reading “Never Make A Date With An Avocado”