Give In Never Rarely Occasionally Sometimes Less Often than Previously Rather than outline a handful of specific improvements I want to implement, or goals I wish to achieve in the coming year, I briefly want to discuss an overarching theme pervading my psyche, the way the smell of stale cabbage might pervade the air ifContinue reading “A 2025 Resolution”
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How to Live Forever*
Mystics distinguish between the two concepts of eternity and foreverness, with eternity representing a timeless state, one that exists outside of our temporal experience, rather than basic, vanilla foreverness- time essentially going on and on and never stopping. Well, I’m no philosopher, and I do not wish to iron out these nuances. We Americans aren’tContinue reading “How to Live Forever*”
Vain(Vein) Motivation
Hi good people, I did a full-body manscape session recently, and I have some words about the experience. I did the works. The whole body hath been shaven. Trimmed the head hair. Shaved the face hair. Clipped the nose hair. Plucked the brow hair. Trimmed the ball hair. Considered thinning the chest hair, then thought,Continue reading “Vain(Vein) Motivation”
Bats Flyin’ Outta the Cave-The COVID (Almost) Marathon
In an effort to not feel like a loser, I resorted to my standard fix, go beat myself up for a few hours. In my view, exercise isn’t necessarily the most productive thing to do with your time, but at least at the end of it you can say you did something, and there’s someContinue reading “Bats Flyin’ Outta the Cave-The COVID (Almost) Marathon”
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