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I Ain’t Your Friend

Not you of course, reader. You indeed are my friend. If you can stomach this blog and come back for more, I have nothing but love for you. But there are probably some other bitches out there who ain’t my friends. So I wrote a song for them. It’s called “I Ain’t Your Friend.” GoContinue reading “I Ain’t Your Friend”

A 2025 Resolution

Give In Never Rarely Occasionally Sometimes Less Often than Previously Rather than outline a handful of specific improvements I want to implement, or goals I wish to achieve in the coming year, I briefly want to discuss an overarching theme pervading my psyche, the way the smell of stale cabbage might pervade the air ifContinue reading “A 2025 Resolution”

Holiday Gratitude and a Christmas Song

This is going to be a bit strange.. Unlike the typical content circulated here, today’s post will be a semi-thoughtful, borderline mature, and possibly self-reflective blog post. Not the norm. Is something wrong with me? No, it’s just Christmas, and now’s the time of year to do this kinda shit, so let’s get it overContinue reading “Holiday Gratitude and a Christmas Song”