It’s fall. The days are shortening, the air is crispening, the colors are morphing, the leaves are falling. There is a palpable and present sense of transformation amongst us. Fall and its energy of change often inspires reflection. Many choose to pause and consider the patterns and habits of daily life and how they alignContinue reading “Big Reflections”
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Franny
There once was a band. Its name was Squish Rat. It was radical. It was unstoppable. But then it got stopped. By what? Good question. Too much talent? Definitely not. It was something other than that, but we’ll likely never know the actual answer. The song I’m about to share is like a charred andContinue reading “Franny”
I Have A Problem With Math
It’s true, I do. Not a math problem, though. I’ve already solved this particular math problem. The solution was never in doubt. I’m also not saying that I struggle with math. I get by just fine with my mathing, thank you very much. What I’m saying is, I have a grievance with the subject ofContinue reading “I Have A Problem With Math”
Oops, I did it again
Ah man, for real? More music? Again, I’m sorry, but quit whining, and just giv ‘er a listen. This next track is very different from the last track I uploaded. Dare I say, it’s more in line with the soul feel of Yolo69420.blog, meaning it’s highly immature and sassy as hell. Backstory- basically, I tookContinue reading “Oops, I did it again”
Banana Bread
Fate, I think for the most part, is horseshit. I simply don’t believe in it. Things happen circumstantially, not because of some predetermined destiny. Relationships, even incredible ones, are not the result of fate. Well, except for one. There is one known relationship in this universe that is so right, good, and harmonious that itsContinue reading “Banana Bread”
Don’t Alpha The Goose
I encountered a goose this morning. While still at a distance, but approaching its feathery ass, I could tell this thing was belligerent. The way it was postured 10 feet up on the retaining wall, standing at the edge, and overlooking its parking lot kingdom, I could sense that this bird was aggro. I thinkContinue reading “Don’t Alpha The Goose”
Politics: I’m Confused
If forced to summarize my take on our current political climate, it’s the following two words: I’m confused. Now, while I walk around at a baseline level of confusion, sometimes forgetting to breathe in air, or blink, or deliver food to the correct bodily orifice for proper delivery of nutrition, I have never been moreContinue reading “Politics: I’m Confused”
Be F#%$ing Nicer
It is an act of niceness to censor the blog title, because I don’t want to offend any innocent cybercitizen pleasantly perusing the internet with such harsh language. Believe it or not, but in this very moment, I’m trying to be nicer. Fucking nicer. That’s a phrase I need to utter to myself daily: BeContinue reading “Be F#%$ing Nicer”
Goodbye Beanz
They say we kill what we love. I don’t have a damn clue who said that. I’m also not entirely sure that’s a well-known quote or saying, but I think it is, and I will not resort to Google to fact-check myself. Until recently, I didn’t even know what this allegedly popular saying meant. ButContinue reading “Goodbye Beanz”
Holiday Gratitude and a Christmas Song
This is going to be a bit strange.. Unlike the typical content circulated here, today’s post will be a semi-thoughtful, borderline mature, and possibly self-reflective blog post. Not the norm. Is something wrong with me? No, it’s just Christmas, and now’s the time of year to do this kinda shit, so let’s get it overContinue reading “Holiday Gratitude and a Christmas Song”
Eating a Humble Sandwich
People probably often wonder, How does Mr. Yolo69420.blog stay humble? Especially with all his blogging success, profound insight, and obvious interpersonal skills that make him the perennial center of attention in all situations-how does he do it? What can I say, I have a disposition towards humility. I try and understand that we all startContinue reading “Eating a Humble Sandwich”
My Father-In-Law’s Downstairs Bathroom
I would like to take a few brief minutes to discuss my father-in-law’s downstairs bathroom. It’s a place that has always puzzled and fascinated me. Over the 11 years I have pilgrimaged to that special place to leave my bio-organic offerings, there have been several changes I’ve noticed, as well as other conditions that stubbornlyContinue reading “My Father-In-Law’s Downstairs Bathroom”
Never Make A Date With An Avocado
The Avocado is the most fickle of beings. She’s temperamental and unpredictable, to the point of cruelty. She will lead you on. She will make you fantasize. .. Then she will shut you down. She’ll pull the rug out from under you, leaving you penniless and horny (in hunger-like kind of way, at least). ThereContinue reading “Never Make A Date With An Avocado”
Idiotic Logic
I fear people will see me as an idiot. For what I do. For what I say. For what I write. For how I act. For what I create and contribute. But also, I am a harsh judge of others. I’d say I’m fair and objective, but maybe lacking some compassion. Honestly, I think manyContinue reading “Idiotic Logic”
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