motivation – Yolo 69 420

Be F#%$ing Nicer

It is an act of niceness to censor the blog title, because I don’t want to offend any innocent cybercitizen pleasantly perusing the internet with such harsh language. Believe it or not, but in this very moment, I’m trying to be nicer. Fucking nicer. That’s a phrase I need to utter to myself daily: BeContinue reading “Be F#%$ing Nicer”

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned

I came across this unpublished post from a couple years ago. Here’s an inspiring story about keeping the faith: Desperate times call for desperate measures.. It should be clear by now that I’m a dummy. Well, no surprise, I went and did another dumb thing. My wife, son, and I were on a little staycationContinue reading “Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned”

A 2025 Resolution

Give In Never Rarely Occasionally Sometimes Less Often than Previously Rather than outline a handful of specific improvements I want to implement, or goals I wish to achieve in the coming year, I briefly want to discuss an overarching theme pervading my psyche, the way the smell of stale cabbage might pervade the air ifContinue reading “A 2025 Resolution”

Eating a Humble Sandwich

People probably often wonder, How does Mr. Yolo69420.blog stay humble? Especially with all his blogging success, profound insight, and obvious interpersonal skills that make him the perennial center of attention in all situations-how does he do it? What can I say, I have a disposition towards humility. I try and understand that we all startContinue reading “Eating a Humble Sandwich”

Vain(Vein) Motivation

Hi good people, I did a full-body manscape session recently, and I have some words about the experience. I did the works. The whole body hath been shaven. Trimmed the head hair. Shaved the face hair. Clipped the nose hair. Plucked the brow hair. Trimmed the ball hair. Considered thinning the chest hair, then thought,Continue reading “Vain(Vein) Motivation”

You Can Do Better

This is a post for myself more than a message to anyone else. Lately, I’ve been disappointed in my own self-discipline. The truth is, I have not been exercising my will-power as much as I should, and it has resulted in me wasting lots and lots of time. So here is a message to myself,Continue reading “You Can Do Better”

Miss Big Booty Deschutee

5/22/24 Author’s Note- Just a quick update, I’ve been having fun creating AI-generated images for some of my blog posts. Am I good prompt engineer? Absolutely not, but it’s fun to see what a poorly structured sentence that took 60 seconds to write can be turned into. I’ve enjoyed much of the output, and allContinue reading “Miss Big Booty Deschutee”

Feeling like a loser

baby, so why don’t you kill me? Because I know karate, bitch! Neck chop! Anyways… Such is the cycle of life, you have your ups, you have your downs. And this is a truth felt on multiple levels: in your sense of worldly standing, your physical health and well-being, as well as your mental constitution.Continue reading “Feeling like a loser”